I debated calling them “Retro Exclusivz!!!”, cause the “z” always give a name that “supah sly” style. Although, my buddy Lee thinks you can achieve almost the same slammin effect by putting “etc.” after the name.

“Exclusives Etc.!!!” Ya heard?!

Anyway, this is a section specifically for members of the FDL. That is, the So You Think You Can Dance Fantasy Dance Lark… often referred to as just “The Lark”.

If this is the only post you’re seeing in this section, here are some questions to help you troubleshoot why:

  1. Are you a member of FDL?
  2. Have you registered for an account here yet?
  3. Have you let me know that you’ve registered for an account here and want into the “Exclusives Etc.!!!”?
  4. Have you waited a least a day since notifying me?
  5. Have you actually logged in to your account?
  6. Are you awake and certain this isn’t a dream?
  7. Are you certain you’re not in an asylum right now looking at a broken TV, typing on a lunch tray, drooling and talking to yourself?

If the answer to any of these questions is “no”, then unfortunately this may continue to be the only post you see here. If you’re unsure of the correct answer to any of these questions, either send me a tweet… or ask a nurse.

I know some of you non-FDLers are like, “What????!!! We wanna read those suckers too.” But I just really wanted to give members of the FDL something exclusive. A sort of “thank you” to all of them for playing.

I assure you though, my larger SYTYCD posts will continue to be public. And I plan to have other types of private “Exclusivz” and “Etc.’s” for registered members of the blog.