How to Rock a Pinch Roll
It’s 1987. You’re walking through the halls of your middle school, high school, technical college. You’re nodding to fellow students standing at their lockers. You’re working it.
You’re looking good. You’re feeling good. Cause even though your parents (or your spouse) wouldn’t let you get that pair of skinny ankled Guess jeans you wanted so badly… you’ve fashioned a brilliant plan to show them.
With just a few folds of the cuffs, you’ve got that pair of Lee jeans rocking The Pinch Roll. You’re rocking it out.
Only something is a little off. Those fellow students? They aren’t nodding back. Some of them… are laughing?! And that’s when you notice. You’ve been walking around for god knows how long with one of your Rolls completely fallen.
What the hell happened? And how could it have been prevented?
The following tutorial is a step by step guide to one of the cheapest fashion trends of the 80s.
Items you’ll need:
A pair of loose ankled jeans, flared no wider than boot cut.
A pair of tube socks (optional)
Step 1: The Pull
Most people I’ve seen perform a Pinch Roll totally forget this critical step. They go straight for The Fold, and because of it they end up with a messy calf area. To trick onlookers into thinking your jeans are actually authentic skinny jeans, you want no sagging, puffing, or bulging around the calf area.
Starting with a nice clean pull at the inseam of the jean will do just the trick. Hold the thick joining of the cuff and inseam between your thumb and index finger as shown below.
Step 2: The Fold (AKA The Pinch)
Most people prefer to call this step The Fold, so as to keep the word Pinch just for the full name itself. But few disagree that this is the most important step of the four, and clearly from which the name Pinch Roll derives.
The trick here is to fold the jean from the knee, creating a very sharp Isosceles triangle. Be sure to match the folded seam with the cinched seam around your ankle. Then press it in place with your thumb. You want this to be nice and tight. Most cases of a fallen Pinch Roll could have been prevented at this step with a slick tight fold.
WARNING: Pulling The Fold too tight may cut blood circulation, causing your foot to fall asleep or in extreme cases, gangrene.
Step 3: The Crimp
Crimp it… simple as that.
Make one clean upward, exterior crimp around the entire cuff of the jean. Start with the newly pinched part of the seam where your thumb is pressed, and use the exact width of the seam as your guide. Once crimped, the seam should be sitting tightly in the inner crease of the crimp.
Step 4: The Roll
Yeah!!! A nice clean pull, a sharp tight fold, and a crimp that would make your mother proud… now roll it! Don’t be shy!
It’s hard to get this step wrong if you got the other three right. The most important thing to remember here is that you only want one roll. A big mistake novices make is to think that more is better. Not only will multiple rolls lead to a bulky and high-riding Roll, it is also potentially fatal (see warning note in Step 2).
And just like with The Crimp, you want to use the newly crimped seam as your guide. Roll it the exact width of The Crimp.
Smooth out any air bubbles or unwanted wrinkles. Get it nice and flush.
And there you have it! A beautiful, 1987 Pinch Roll.
(NOTE: If you plan to rock a Pinch Roll, you’ll probably want to choose a pair of tight fitting socks. A pair of floppy loose socks will only detract from the beauty of your work… as the above picture clearly shows.)





Babsi on 29 Sep 2008 at 10:30 am #
Oh god, I’m laughing so hard!
That post is so hilarious!!!! 

Should you ever decide to go out like this, don’t forget a pair of Aviator-sunglasses, a walkman playing Duran Duran or the Flashdance soundtrack and of course: a Rubik’s Cube! Oh, did I forget the fingerless gloves???
Anyway: Thanks dude, for teaching this!
MarmaLady on 29 Sep 2008 at 11:56 am #
John are you that bored?
Don’t get me wrong, I’m laughing so hard my co-workers think I’m nuts, and that was my motivation to continue reading
but what was yours to write this… and with pictures! lol
Thanks anyway, now I know where to turn should I ever desire a Pinch Roll!!
Tiffany on 29 Sep 2008 at 12:19 pm #
Thank you for saving many from making the biggest faux pas… Your blog posts are always worthy of a read – I’m happy to say that I will recommend this site to all of my friends…. Especially the ones that have not perfected THE ROLL.
Valentine on 29 Sep 2008 at 4:52 pm #
Thank you for this.
Conny on 30 Sep 2008 at 12:51 am #
Awesome, just awesome
Diana on 30 Sep 2008 at 9:23 am #
My husband and I fell in love with our jeans like that. Now, we can show your blog to our children… You’ve saved our family.
John Cabrera on 30 Sep 2008 at 6:20 pm #
Diana, this is why I do this. To save families from falling apart like a messy, careless Pinch Roll.
Just remember, you have to start by Pulling that family tight, Diane……… then fold it into a triangle from the knee, Crimp it, and Roll.
I just blew your mind, didn’t I?
Pauline on 14 Oct 2008 at 11:19 pm #
Hey John…
If you remember… by ’87, fashion designers… er… the folks at contempo casuals, had come up with a take off on the pinch roll where the there was simply a single roll on a crimped pant (usually a faded or acid washed jean) and on that single roll was a swatch of plaid cotton material (usually made up of a pastel hues).
If you don’t remember… I can scan a few photos from my Year Book from Junior year.
Thanks for the walk down memory lane. You pinch a mean roll…
ew. Sorry… that sounded kinda gross.
Pauline
P.S. I had those same vans.
Jake Zim on 21 Oct 2008 at 11:17 am #
awesome.
hippietoad on 19 Dec 2008 at 6:10 am #
Okay John, I had to reply to this one before I left
the house. See, memories came flooding back just
as soon as I saw the photos of the Vans. Sorry that
I can’t say anything much about doing the “Pinch”
or the “fold”, as I’m 5′ 2″. And that kind of jean
wearing made me look like an Oompa Loompa.
Anyways, back to the Vans. They were my shoe
of choice in the 80′s. Had a pair with palms and parrots. Also a plain ol’ two tone blue pair. But
my all time favs were the hot pink and black ones.
Man, did I think I was one kewl surfer chick. Well,
minus the surf board and knowing how to use it.
So Mr. Cabrera, thanks for the fashion flashback.
Laterz
D
Ed on 19 Aug 2010 at 8:22 am #
Hey John,
I love the explanations including pictures of how to rock a pinch roll! I’m going to try this again. It’s been awhile, but deserves a second chance. Do you ever wear knee high tube socks when you pinch roll? That’d be a cool look.
Later
Ed