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Okay peoples…

Contrary to what my buddy, @james_gunn says, I have not figured out the grand mystery of Lost. Nor do I really want to. I enjoy those “HOOOOOLLLLLYYYY…..!!!!” moments just as much as the next guy.

But there are some mysteries on the show that I am totally guanabanas over. And so my radar is tuned especially to those frequencies. A bit TOO tuned? Perhaps.

Okay, so I’m a big “secret history of the world” guy. I don’t know why, but I’ve always loved speculating on a possible history of our world we don’t know about. Atlantis, underwater ruins, pyramids, lost civilizations… you can even throw in a dash of Knight’s Templar. I won’t complain.

So it should be no surprise that I’m one of those Lost fans who focuses way more on the Mythology and mystery than on who Kate is gonna choose. But more specifically, I’m a geek for the old mythology. Meaning everything on that island that is… real… friggin… old. Don’t get me wrong, I’m into all the science stuff too. I can totally ride this whole space/time thing… it’s cool. But what I’m most eager to learn about is this island’s secret history.

So by popular demand, I’m gonna share some of my THOUGHTS on some of the mysteries of Lost. But rather than approaching this in the traditional “Here’s what I think is going on” sort of way, I’m going to instead revisit certain plot points, details, and happenings during the series that I believe support ONE of my hunches (I’m gonna save my others for future posts). And without me even spelling out a formal theory, I think you’ll understand how I’m linking these details together. This also conveniently gets me out of it, if my theory is totally wrong. Ha! Like how I did that?

Okay so what’s old mythology then?

1.) Well, The Black Rock is old. That’s one old-ass ship. In fact that ship is from the 1800s. You can see a painting of it and hear a bit about its history during that auction Widmore attends.

2.) Widmore really seems to like that ship. He bid a lot on that journal he won at the auction. It belonged to the first mate of The Black Rock (I wonder who that was)… Anyway, if The Black Rock’s old… journal’s old.

3.) SEASON 5 SPOILER: And Whitmore? How old is that dude, you think? He looks like he’s in his mid 20s in that 1950s Island scene with Locke… so old-man Whitmore is now in his mid 70s? Wow! I didn’t realize that guy was so old. He looks good for his age.

4.) We knew Richard Alpert was old. I mean he doesn’t seem to be getting oldER, but we remember him running into Ben in the jungle when Ben was a boy. And aside from his ratty looking clothes and longish hair, Richard was looking pretty good.

5.) And you know, speaking of those clothes… also pretty old looking, wouldn’t you say? Dirty yeah, no doubt. But old style, right? Pullover cotton shirt, drapes below the waist… and a vest? Where’d you get those clothes Richard? From the 1800s?

6.) Jacob’s old… I think… can’t say for sure… but I freeze framed my Tivo like a lot of us did. And in addition to the old looking face… take a look at those clothes. The ruffle? The vest?! Even that long hair. So Richard and Jacob have the same taste in fashion.

7.) And if you didn’t see the resemblance to Locke in that screen capture, look again. Regardless of who Jacob turns out to be… that’s Terry O’Quinn in that picture… or a fake head made from a Terry O’Quinn cast. So how old is Locke?

8.) SEASON 5 SPOILER: Oh and another old thing… latin… old language. It’s been dead for a very long time. Not many fluent speakers these days… but a couple centuries ago it was a pretty hot language for smart people and world travelers.

So here’s what I want to know. Where is the crew of The Black Rock? Did The Others/Hostiles kill them like they did the Dharma Initiative? Did they steal the crew’s clothes?

Or ARE The Others, in fact, the original crew of The Black Rock? And if they are, then wouldn’t their “leader” be the ship’s captain? Could Jacob be the captain of The Black Rock? SEASON 5 SPOILER: And what was up with all those goofy “yo ho ho and a bottle of rum” accents coming from the 1950s Others? And the vaguely Victorian hairstyle of that little female Other with the gun?

So… obviously I’m suggesting that all of the above are an interconnected grouping in the greater mythology. The Others, Widmore, The Black Rock, Jacob… perhaps even Locke. All a part of some 19th century oceanic voyage.

Any other clues to this Black Rock theory I might be overlooking? Think I’m totally off base with my observations and correlations?

Tell me.