Week 5′s Larkian (and Thanksgiving) Standings
First things first… Thanksgiving. If you missed some of my tumblelogging during the event, you can’t check it out here.
So, who won? Well, as we were eating, I was secretly counting…
- Sean’s stuffed tomatoes: 6 unsolicited compliments (including one from myself that accidentally slipped out… I’ll admit, they were good).
- My baby eggplants: 4 unsolicited compliments (including one from Sean)
- Sean and Nick’s Cornish Game Hens: 4 unsolicited compliments (including one from Nick, which doesn’t technically count)
- My goat cheese mashed potatoes: 5 unsolicited compliments
BUUUUUT….there was an interesting twist I believe is important to mention: Val arrived late in the evening, after getting off work. There was lots of food left over, and so we asked him to help himself. He helped himself to one thing and one thing only… baby eggplants. He scarfed one down, he asked if he could take one HOME WITH HIM. I’m just saying.
Another important mention: the next day we all received an email from our host, Judy. In it, she made a point of mentioning that the “leftover goat cheese mashed potatoes rocked today”. I’m just saying that too.
So… do the math. I’ve done mine. I feel good.
Now, on to The Lark.
It was another interesting week, that’s for sure. Here are my thoughts in a nice bulleted list (I’m all about the bullets… ratta tat tat):
- This week the dancing was superb.
- Even the weakest couple managed to pull off something fairly decent (can can).
- Sonja’s two pieces were out of this frrrrrriggin world. And her piece on Jakleigh was one of my favorite of all time.
- Jakleigh… near flawless. And I was actually talking to Gunn about this at Thanksgiving: he and I both agree Jakob is probably the best dancer in SYTYCD history. Is it crazy for us to say that? I don’t know, maybe we’re caught up in the moment, but it certainly seems so.
- This week proved, without question, that the “judging” on this show is a complete crock of cuss (by the way, have you guys seen Fantastic Mr. Fox? It’s so good).
- Victor was hailed as having done a great solo.
- He was considered “growing” on the show.
- His Tango was lauded by the judges.
- And his dance history on the show has been no worse than Nathan’s… arguably better.
- There was no comment on Nathan’s solo.
- He was not considered growing.
- And Nigel admitted that in a non-unanimous decision, he voted against Nathan staying. Which means we have to believe both Mary Murphy and Adam Shankman chose Nathan over Victor.
- Uh huh.
- This week proved, without question, that the “judging” on this show makes for some goooooood Larking.
- Everyone who put in a bonus pick got at least one point this week.
- Almost all of you chose Victor.
- A few Larkers flat out admitted that they wished it wouldn’t be Victor, yet knew in their hearts it would.
- The Lark is becoming less emotiorific… and way more stratelogical.
And therefore, I believe it is time. The Lark is ready for passage into the next phase of this epic battle.

That’s right… starting this week, Larkers will have the opportunity to unlock special tools. Items that will potentially seal their victory… or their doom.
What are they good for? Well, at this point, they’re just here to look at. But this week, when you come back to place your bonus picks, you’ll learn all about the unique properties of The Cage… and how you’ll go about unlocking it.
Did you think this Lark was over? Amrie, did you think you were that home free? Think again, Larkers. Cause this Lark’s ’bout to get buck wild!
Here are the current standings.


Pauline on 28 Nov 2009 at 7:32 pm #
Congrats on the close race. It all looked really good. (the veg stuff anyway…)
The only thing I would have been able to consume (without ending up in the hospital) would have been your potatoes so I was rooting for you… but I do feel kinda bad about the jabs I took @seangunn on Twitter. What can I say… I’m really competitive even when I’m not the one competing.
John Cabrera on 28 Nov 2009 at 7:46 pm #
You couldn’t have eaten the Vegi Shepard’s Pie? It was made with seitan and topped with potatoes. Just vegies and vegi broth. The stuffed tomatoes were just spinach, tomato, ricotta, and mozzarella. The brussel sprout salad was topped with parmigiano reggiano and citrus.
Caryl on 28 Nov 2009 at 7:54 pm #
Congratulations on the Thanksgiving competition! Sounds like you did well
Wow! I love the new Lark surprises… the cage and dart gun. Can’t wait to see what each unlock!
I agree Jakob is awesome. Hope his streak continues without any incident. Had to add the last part so not to jinx him. ha, like I have that kind of power
Lizz on 28 Nov 2009 at 8:04 pm #
Congratulations! I might make some of those treats now that I’ll have some fierce counter space… And a dishwasher (not me). How long did the veggie shepherd’s pie take? Did you make your own seitan? Also, what did Sean put in those tomatoes — they look awesome. (Not shrimp stuffed eggplant awesome, but good in their own right.)
Lizz on 28 Nov 2009 at 8:07 pm #
Oh, apparently I can’t read. Just cheese and spinach? Simple but yum.
Kristen on 28 Nov 2009 at 9:48 pm #
Is it just me or are the standings not there?
Reneemarie on 28 Nov 2009 at 10:03 pm #
I agree…Jakob is the best dancer from any season. Period. Fact.
Team Mollee and Nathan were a real clustercuss! (yes I saw Fantastic Mr. Fox and it was cussing great!) Curious to see how they will be with other dancers, though I suspect they will be a drag on whatever poor person they get paired with. I don’t think either of them will last much longer.
John Cabrera on 28 Nov 2009 at 10:09 pm #
Sorry about that, Kristen. The scores are back up now.
chad rullman on 28 Nov 2009 at 10:31 pm #
Your Thanksgiving sounds like it was a blast, John! It is always one of my favorite days of the year.
AND… Look out, Larkers! I’m sneakin’ up from behind! I agree Jakob is the best dancer ever on the show and feel pretty good about him being my top pick. Now, gimme that Dart Gun!
Diana / bloemche on 29 Nov 2009 at 4:00 am #
Congrats! I said it before, but it really sounds like you had a fab thanksgiving! We don´t celebrate it over here, but I´m invited to a late thanksgiving dinner next saturday – can´t wait
Pauline on 29 Nov 2009 at 5:44 am #
I would have wanted to… & maybe 5 years ago I could have but my stomach has gotten so bad that the only vegetables I can eat are potatoes… & they sometimes still throw me for a loop. I have major trouble eating fiber. I managed to eat a small amount of mashed potatoes both thusday& Friday without feeling too sick but my stomach still feels pretty full so I may not be out of the woods yet.
So, because I can’t eat fiber, I’m a vegetarian who can’t eat vegetables. I’m a walking irony. But hey, I can still eat a bit of chocolate now & again! Ooh… & coffee! There is always a bright side so even though thanksgiving dinner is sort of lost on me, I’m always thankful for family… Oh & wine! I’m thankful for red wine!
k8hinote on 29 Nov 2009 at 6:51 am #
I REALLY liked Victor, and was looking forward to seeing him with a different partner, but I knew they wouldn’t send anyone else home regardless of how they danced during their solos. I think that crazy slow-motion turn that Nathan did (during the can can) was what saved him. That was pretty impressive, I gotta say.
I’m pretty confident that Mollee and Nathan will be much better with different partners. They haven’t been dealt the best style cards (they haven’t done one contemporary piece, have they?) and I think a good, emotional, contemporary piece will do wonders for both of them on the show.
I’m in 100% agreement that Jakob is the best dancer on the SYTYCD history. I’m a little regretful that I don’t have him as my #1, but #2 is close enough, I suppose.
Also, as a totally separate note, I don’t like that the judges are staying the same this season and they’re not switching it up like the other seasons. Is that what they did last year? I can’t remember.
And, finally, where is MIA!!?!?!
k8hinote on 29 Nov 2009 at 8:16 am #
Oh, and those stuffed eggplants look amazing! Did you post recipes somewhere and I missed it?
Itzel on 29 Nov 2009 at 5:46 pm #
I’ll have to concur with K8hinote comment, I also want to know the recipe for the stuffed eggplants, they look so yum! And happy thanksgiving to all of you that celebrated it!
On to the lark, Ashleigh is starting to grow on me, finally, too bad I predicted she’d be gone by now. And I think my favorite is Ellenore, too bad she’ll probably won’t receive too many phone calls.
LOL special tools, can’t wait to unlock them!
And yeah, The Fantastic Mr. Fox is so great. I love me some Wes!
jennhoney on 02 Dec 2009 at 12:59 am #
Congratulations on what looks to be a deliciously successful Thanksgiving!
Those specialty items are driving me crazy. Until you tell me otherwise, my plan is to unlock the cage, put Sawyer in it and lock it up again.
John Cabrera on 03 Dec 2009 at 6:08 pm #
k8 and Itz, yes, I did post the recipe for the eggplants. Check it out: http://cabrera.me/41