I can’t stand watching American Idol auditions. The first season or two, I’ll admit there was a certain Schadenfreude about them. But that was eventually replaced by this scummy feeling I had for laughing… which in turn was replaced by flat out disgust in the show for setting people up to look like fools so often. I don’t like it.

And I don’t particularly love the audition process on So You Think You Can Dance either, but I do think it’s milder with that kind of thing. One of its strong points for me is that there seems to be a real love of dance coming from the judges. I just don’t get that from the ones on Idol. Maybe because when it comes down to it, the AA judges are picking a potential pop star… the judges on SYTYCD are really just handing out a title for well rounded dancer.

Also, know this. Regardless of how amazing or terrible their voices may be… Regardless of how gorgeous or unattractive they may look to you… in order for any of them to believe they have what it takes to be America’s next mega star… they all must posses large amounts of delusion.

It’s true… Delusion is actually a fuel in the entertainment industry. Because if you do have what it takes, that delusion will challenge you… help you eventually fulfill your dreams…

But if you don’t have what it takes, then that delusion will most likely embarrass you. Make you look crazy, desperate, pathetic. And in an audition for American Idol, that delusion will boost their ratings at the expense of your dignity.

But on SYTYCD, I think it’s a little different. Sure there are plenty of people who have unrealistic dreams of being a dancer. But there’s something so much less desperate about the worst of that bunch… maybe because we know that even if they could actually dance… even if they could actually make a career out of it… they’d still just be a dancer. A modest professional. Struggling to survive. Breaking their body. Constantly putting their emotions through the wringer. Little fame or glory… just a hard artist’s life. That’s an intense thing to want.

Anyway, I started watching tonight’s season premiere about 25 minutes late. I came in at the tail end of a female dancer with (what looked like) a physical deformity. Was she any good? I’m guessing no, because they didn’t keep her for the choreography.

Things I took away from tonight’s episode:

  1. The Japanese locker… was I missing something there? Did anyone else think it looked sloppy as hell, and fairly one level?
  2. The umbrella dance did not do it for me. At all. Way too sentimental. So much so that it actually distracted me from the dancing. And I’m not even touching the breakdown afterwards. I guess I need to see more from that guy.
  3. The du(de)et was ridiculous.
  4. Natalie Reid was my favorite thing on the entire episode. Gaht DAMN, girl!!!!

UPDATE: @adnauseam just sent me this link to the first girl who performed, Gabi Rojas. I missed her audition cause I came in late. But had I seen it, I don’t think I’d have cared for much else on the episode until Natalie. Check it out.

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