Okay, so I found this last episode pretty interesting. It didn’t blow me away, but there were some cool reveals. I like Sawyer as a cop. I like it a lot. I think it fits his character really well, given his evolution on the show… it explains his short interaction with Hurley on Alti-815… and even his behavior in the elevator with Kate. I mean, as a cop, he should have turned her in, right? But then he’d have to explain why he was at the airport coming back from Australia. A great blend of the self centered Sawyer and the do-good Sawyer. Anyway, I like this version so much that I kind of hope what we’re seeing here in the Alti-Verse is actually the truer “truth… that everything we’ve seen in flashbacks and flash forwards these past 5 1/2 season is actually the Alti-verse…. you know, a more miserable, dramatic, TV like version of their real lives.

Okay, maybe I don’t wish that… but I do wish something awesome or just plain jaw droppingly surprising.

Oh, by the way, after the cops busted into the motel, did anyone else think about the fact that Sawyer and that woman were probably having sex while the entire police force was listening in?

Anyway, I’m definitely starting to believe more and more that what we’re seeing in this Alti-verse is not what we think. Yes, the creators have hinted that the underwater Island at the beginning of the season is a product of the bomb detonation… but I think they’re leading us off the scent. I’m just not buying it. Especially not since learning that Alti-Ben was on the Island at some point in his past. It just doesn’t match with what we saw at the end of last season.

At the moment of the Bomb detonation, Ben was still on the Island. If that detonation happened and sent the Island to the bottom of the ocean, then it would have killed him and everyone else.

So that means, either the bomb didn’t go off… or it did, but it didn’t sink the Island.

Whichever way you look at it, that sucker is down there on the ocean floor for an entirely different reason. And I think this season will end with a reveal that shows us exactly how it ended up there. It’s entirely possible that what we’re seeing in this Alti-verse, these Flashsideways… is actually a bunch of Flashforwards. That they take place after the events unfolding on the Island this season. That would require a bit of time distortion, sure, but this show certainly isn’t afraid of that kind of thing, is it?

It would also require a cataclysmic, Island-centric event. I’m pretty sure most of you hate this idea, but you know what I’m banking on it being…

That’s right! A muthaship, y’all! A mutha flippin spaceship!

Now, it’s hard to say for sure at this point whether “spaceship’s” gonna be the big reveal of the show. I know the creators said first season that there “were no spaceships.” But they also said in the same sentence that there wasn’t any time travel… and how that turned out? So I’d say it’s definitely looking good for this little, reese’s pieces loving theory.

And it seems like next week we’re getting a very special flashback, too. One I’ve been wishing for since season 2. No not Richard… I’m talking about the Black Rock. And now with Widmore on the Island, I’m guessing his storyline will interweave with it as well.

If next week’s episode is as awesome as I expect it to be, if we finally get some serious answers up in this joint, some crazy reveals, some ancient wisdom… if that preview we saw even half lives up to its end of the bargain (although I know they often don’t) this Lost blog will be returning to it’s former glory… instead of conking out at 724 words.

And if Richard finishes his cryptic sentence, “All this… is not what you think it is…”, with “SURPRISE!!!! IT’S A SPACESHIP!!!!!” I have a feeling there’s gonna be some serious riots in this country… maybe around the world.

Of course, I won’t be taking part in any of them, since I’ll be writing a gloating Lost post, instead.

And boarding up my windows.

…….. I love spaceships! What’s the problem?!

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