Larkers, it’s time to hit that big red button and detonate this tourney, cause we are going into the finals, guns a blazin. This Lark has gotten outta hand.
I’m here in Miami visiting mi familia, so I had to watch the episode late. Fun thing, though, was I got to watch it with my mom, a total first. Her favorite piece was, funny enough, the robot dance. Which I loved for it’s robotica, sure… but I think you all can guess which dance was my fav. And I’m not ashamed to be following the crowd on that opinion, either. And I owned a Tamagotchi in the mid ninties.
Also, when I shared with her my conspiracy theory that Russel cannot possibly be just a krumper, she was like, “Could be. You never know.” And I was like, “Well of course you never know! But it’s way more fun to act like you do!!” “If you say so.”
Well I do say so. I also say it’s more fun to fire a dart gun in a fantasy dance tournament. And so here are the wants for this week’s Bonus Picks:
In the comments below, list the six dancers in order from 1st to 6th, 1st being the winner of Season 6 SYTYCD. For each of the Top 4 you get right, I’ll award you an extra 3 points… that is, unless you’re hit by a dart (see below for more on that).
The 5th and 6th place bonus picks will actually serve as the 5th place slot on your card, so you can put them in either order. Meaning you’ll get 0.5 points even if your 5th place comes in 6th, and vice versa.
Format it in the comment like so:
And right below that list, the 11 players who unlocked The Dart Gun last week, will write the name of another Lark player. I will not be listing who shot at who.
To keep it easy for me to read, write any additional comments about the show or your bonus picks under this. I’m curious to hear what you all thought. Personally, I felt like the show was a bit rushed for a finale… but I guess the real finale is tomorrow.
Anyway, if you need a refresher on how Dart points are calculated, click here. In short, if someone shoots a dart at you, you need to get your 2nd place AND 4th place picks correct to dodge it. If you don’t, that player gets three points for every top 4 pick you got right… and you don’t.
If you’ve been placed in a Cage, and you won’t know it until I post the results, only your 5th and 6th place picks will count this week. Meaning if you’re shot with a dart, you’re hit.
But if all these rules are too confusing and you just want to take a blind shot at these bonuses, cages, darts and see how it all pans out… well, that’s okay too.
Either way, good lark!