Hey guys. How’s everyone faring? So several of you have been asking about The Lark, and I know I probably should have brought it up sooner… but with Lost and my musical project monopolizing most of my time last month, … Continue reading →

Will I buy it on DVD? Season 6? Of course I will. I mean you guys know it’s not really my bag… but I love Lost. I love that crazy ridiculous hieroglyphical quantum fantastical evangelical show. And Season 6 is … Continue reading →

*staring off into space* *eyes glassy… bloodshot* *red, tender nosed* It’s… over. We part. I’m left dim. Hollow. Benign. Numb. Dry. Can you…? Conned. My thrill is done. Unearthed. A deceased. Uneven. *still staring off into space*

*face still in hands* Remember that one time…? When um… Ben showed Juliet… um… Goodwin’s shriveled up carcass? *slight whimper* I think you’re awesome, Lost.

Okay, you know what??!!! No!!! I’m sorry!!! But no!!! That is not cool!!! You can not just do that to a person!!! I’m an F#*&ING PERSON, OKAY??!!!! Who do you think you are??!! HUH??!! That is not……!!! I mean… how … Continue reading →